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my kind of man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

nuggetcafe:

開店初日に6時間待ち以上の行列ができた「ふなっしーのFUNAcafe」に行ってきた

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

sorry:

A balanced diet means a slice of pizza in each hand

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majortvjunkie:

how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weathe

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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